THE BEST PIC-UP LINES!!
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- I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
- Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
- I must be a Snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
- I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn't so shy, I would tell you who it is.
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
- Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.
- Can I lick that film off your teeth?
- Can you give me directions...to your heart?
- Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!
- Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
- Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
- Falling for you would be a very short trip.
- Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
- I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
- Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
- Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
- What do you like for breakfast?
- You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
- You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- You sure have a great looking tooth.
- I wish I were sine squared and you were cosigned squared, because together we could be one.
- I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.
- May I have some kisses up here, please.
- If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
- My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
- Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
- If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
- You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- You want me. I can smell it.
- If you were a drug, I would overdose!
- If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.
- [Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I'm throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?
- Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.
- I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
- If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.
- You know, we were born without clothes.
- Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
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Like alcohol to the alcoholic,
Like chocolate to the chocoholic,
You are the [name] to the [name]holic.
(preferably for use on men/women that have an A or O as the last letter of their first name.) - If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
- Will you read my palm? [I don't see anything.] I didn't expect you to because love is blind.
- Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
- Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!
- Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
- You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.
- That's a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number?
- Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
- Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
- Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
- What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!
- You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.
- You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
- Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
- Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
- Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
- Hi, who's your friend?
- Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.
- I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.
- Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'
- Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
- Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
- Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
- Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- You must be the cause of global warming!
- Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!
- What's your sign?
- I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
- Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
- Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
- You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically delicious!
- I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!
- So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?
- If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
- You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
- It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?
- I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
- Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!
- If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
- Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
- I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
- Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
- Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special!
- Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.
- Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
- Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
- You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.
- Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
- I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
- Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
- Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young to be here without an adult.
- You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
- Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
- How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.
